Twisted Wish Revival!

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MagickalMemories ( 832 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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HarlequinZero wrote:I wish my guinea pigs could clean their own cage.
Granted.
They clean their own cage...
...with your toothbrush.

Nobody tells you until you... taste the difference.

I wish I was better at pinning models with 1/32" thick pins.
Lower rating? You ship first.

Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.

I think what this situation needs is some imagination.

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maple ( 50 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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MagickalMemories wrote:
I wish I was better at pinning models with 1/32" thick pins.
Granted. You are now great at pinning models with 1/32" pins.
Sadly, the fashion world mourns the loss of so many great models and Interpol is none to pleased with the "pinned" models you have in your basement. They don't think having a "model" collection is akin to having a "butterfly" collection. You are a sick man.

I wish the twisted wish thread was even more twisted!
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oaflord ( 196 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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hsiW detnarg.

detsiwT hguone rof uoy???

I wish people would post their wishes more often...

oAF
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MagickalMemories wrote:I think it was best said by Oaflord, with his 14 rating. Smart fella, there.
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaflord... You're a Dork! (Put THAT in your sig line!)
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaf... Yer still a flippin' idiot. Some things just don't change. :wink:
Magickalmemories wrote:That oaflord! He's one heck of a great guy!
MagickalMemories wrote:Oh, God, oAF! You did it. You drank it. Now, you're dooooooomed.
MagickalMemories wrote:No... it makes you a HERO! (in reference to me)
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MagickalMemories ( 832 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish Granted.
Everyone wishes that you'd go away.
:twisted:

I wish this visit from my in-laws would go by fast, so they can return to VA to stay. :wink:
Lower rating? You ship first.

Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.

I think what this situation needs is some imagination.

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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted, hope you have enough bubble wrap to wrap all your wargaming stuff up as you and your family are going back with them,,what they didnt tell you? hmmm must not have been listening.

Wish I could sleep in on the weekends.
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oaflord ( 196 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted. You go to bed on Friday night and wake up just in time to go to work... Monday morning... Weekend? What weekend?

I wish that I could get a day off next week!

(I also wish MM's wish granting didn't cut so deep... that one hurt man... :mrgreen: )

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MagickalMemories wrote:I think it was best said by Oaflord, with his 14 rating. Smart fella, there.
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaflord... You're a Dork! (Put THAT in your sig line!)
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaf... Yer still a flippin' idiot. Some things just don't change. :wink:
Magickalmemories wrote:That oaflord! He's one heck of a great guy!
MagickalMemories wrote:Oh, God, oAF! You did it. You drank it. Now, you're dooooooomed.
MagickalMemories wrote:No... it makes you a HERO! (in reference to me)
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maple ( 50 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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oaflord wrote: I wish that I could get a day off next week!
Wish granted, but only if you spend the day with MM and his deep cutting wishes.

I wish I could see a youtube video of Oaflord and MM's day together.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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maple wrote:I wish I could see a youtube video of Oaflord and MM's day together.
Wish Granted!

MM Sends you a "Link" to it. It is one of his Special links.

After watching it, you scratch your eyes out in sheer horror.
All of your table top hobbies come to an end, because without your sight, you can no longer model, paint, admire or even play with any of your minis.

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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted.

You can never leave work and your salary gets dropped to .37 cents an hour. Note that the company can exercise the right to pay you in either cash or the current market rate equivalent in cow manure. Conveniently delivered to the desk you can never leave.


I wish summer here in Japan wasn't so bloody hot and humid.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Norseman »

Wish Granted

Tsunami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now it's cold and very humid.




I wish I could buy professional grade fireworks instead of this cheap residential crap.
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Gorak ( 38 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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WISH GRANTED!

In a large but very bright explosion you lose all your arms and legs, your friends and love ones now affectionetly refer to you as ol' stumpy.

I wish my corsairs would assemble themselves.
A bastard's work is never done
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish Granted!

Your corsairs have figured out how to assemble themselves!
However, that's all they know how to do. Over and over, building one corsair after another. They become like replicators, tearing apart your other models to build more of themselves. What happens when they run out of plastic and pewter? ...Shudders...

I wish my Tau army could win against a Necron army!
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Gorak ( 38 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish Granted!

You never lose onther game to necrons! Allthough you never play necron again and every one in your gaming group hops the ban wagon and all it is tau civil war!



I wish my daughter would let me prime my cold one knights, instead of being awaking and into everything!
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Cervantes3773 ( 40 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Cervantes3773 »

Gorak wrote:I wish my daughter would let me prime my cold one knights, instead of being awaking and into everything!

Granted! Except now they're HER cold one knights and the cold ones will be pink and yellow while the knights themselves will have teal armor and carry flowers instead of lances.



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maple ( 50 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Cervantes3773 wrote: I wish I had a job. :-?

Wish granted. Unfortunately, being a "fluffer" is not all that it is cracked up to be. Not only is the pay lousy, but the additional "perks" are not what you thought they would be. Uggghhhh.




I wish I hadn't had the "fluffer" job reference cross my mind.
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