Twisted Wish Revival!

[Imaginos]

I wish I could make up my mind about how I want to organize, build, and paint the Space Marine Chapter I'm working on.

Wish granted!

The scheme and plan that you have come up with is so grandiose that you know you will never be able to pull it off, so in a fit of despair, you toss your whole Space Marine chapter in a charcoal grill and light it on fire.


I wish we had the inexpensive technology to make RPGs appear like holograms at the game table.

[jmsincla]

Wish granted

Unfortunately you forgot to specify which RPG you wanted, so it turns out that whenever you go to your game table to play a game, a hologram of a Rocket Propelled Grenade pops up.

I wish I owned a helicopter so I wouldn't have to drive everywhere.

[Shirokuma]

Wish granted.
Too bad you don't know how to fly it...

I wish common sense was common.

[MagickalMemories]

I wish common sense was common.

Wish granted.
Common sense becomes common. So common, in fact, that the fickle public loses all interest in it.
As a result, NOBODY ends up having any.

Welcome to the new world. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.
(Cookie if you can identify the movie the quote's from WITHOUT looking it up)

I wish I had x-ray vision I could control.


Eric

[Ironhide]

Wish granted!

However, now everyone you have looked at has cancer.

I wish that cassette tapes would make a comeback.

[Imaginos]

I wish that cassette tapes would make a comeback.

Wish granted!

Now the RIAA persues you for all of the mix tapes you made by taping songs off the radio (yes kids, we used to do that).

I wish I had all of the games I wanted.

[starslayer]

Wish granted!!

As the truck is delivering your enormous load of games it accidentally hits you. You are now paralyzed from the neck down. Your family has your room lined with shelves holding all those games you can never play as you lay in bed.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[MagickalMemories]

Wish granted!!

As the truck is delivering your enormous load of games it accidentally hits you. You are now paralyzed from the neck down. Your family has your room lined with shelves holding all those games you can never play as you lay in bed.

I wish I could turn invisible.

That's a horrible, horrible thing to do to a gamer, SS.

As punishment, your wish is granted. You're invisible.
You lack the ability to turn visible again.
As a result, nobody on earth is willing to have anything to do with you because they're so creeped out... barring the government, of course. they just want to run a few harmless tests.
The good news is that you do find ONE PERSON who is willing to game with you.
It's Creeper.


I wish my lawn was Emo. Then, it would cut itself.

[starslayer]

Its suppose to be TWISTED! (the title -you know.)

[Gaijin18]

I wish my lawn was Emo. Then, it would cut itself.

Wish granted
Now 24/7 your lawn does nothing but complain about life,very very loudly in a high slightly squeaky voice.

I wish my coffee would make itself

[MagickalMemories]

Its suppose to be TWISTED! (the title -you know.)

Twisting the wish and being twisted are NOT synonymous. LOL

I wish my coffee would make itself

Wish granted.
Your coffee made itself...
...into poison.

We'll miss you.

I wish I could think of something witty to wish for.

Eric

[MagickalMemories]

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[shaywarren18]

I wish I could think of something witty to wish for.

Wish granted.

But just as you think of something witty to wish for... you're fingers fall off and you can no longer type.

I wish I could have meet Britney during her "hair loss" days.

[porkuslime]

Wish granted.

You are transported back in time to when she had the "sinead o'connor" look.. and she is HAWT! And then you are yanked back to the present day as the time travel technology only has a 2 second window. You discover a new fetish and spend your days at the local pool hall, caressing the billiard balls, and crooning "3" to yourself softly.. losing your job and family, and eventually being featured on the A&E show "Intervention".

I wish that multivitamins for adults came in "gummy" style.

[MagickalMemories]

I wish that multivitamins for adults came in "gummy" style.

Wish granted.
Unfortunately, the Genie who grants it makes a bit of a typo. They're not Gummy style.
It takes you a month to figure out why your vitamins leave such a salty taste in your mouth.

I wish I had an extra week vacation from work every year.