Wish granted.
You now own a crap-load of mordians made from polycarbonate plastics. Due to the absurd amounts of BPA present in the plastics you now suffer from negative long term reproductive effects and heart disease. Congratulations. Enjoy the new army.
I wish my papers would write themselves.
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porkuslime ( 3094 )
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Wish Granted!
Your papers write themselves. Heck, they even plagarize for themselves.. and the professor notices! You get a big fat F, and have to explain what happened to the Ethics Committee. They send you over to the Psych ward, as it is obvious to THEM that papers cannot write themselves..
I wish I could get a date with Flo from Progessive ....
Your papers write themselves. Heck, they even plagarize for themselves.. and the professor notices! You get a big fat F, and have to explain what happened to the Ethics Committee. They send you over to the Psych ward, as it is obvious to THEM that papers cannot write themselves..
I wish I could get a date with Flo from Progessive ....
2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
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Norseman ( 374 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!
Wish Granted.
You get a date with Flo from Progressive.
Unfortunately for you, she is really, REALLY, excited when she finds out, being the manly man you are. You thought she was excited about car insurance. In her fit of joy and happiness, her eyes actually pop clear out of her head and you spend the night in the hospital imagining what could have been. She dies in surgery.
I wish all my warhammer minis were already painted.
You get a date with Flo from Progressive.
Unfortunately for you, she is really, REALLY, excited when she finds out, being the manly man you are. You thought she was excited about car insurance. In her fit of joy and happiness, her eyes actually pop clear out of her head and you spend the night in the hospital imagining what could have been. She dies in surgery.
I wish all my warhammer minis were already painted.
Re: Twisted Wish Revival!
Wish granted!
All of your warhammer minis were already painted, by a 3 year old, with krylon spray as the base and top coat, sealed in minwax. Enjoy your bright blue horde.
I wish my lawn were astroturf so I didn't have to mow.
All of your warhammer minis were already painted, by a 3 year old, with krylon spray as the base and top coat, sealed in minwax. Enjoy your bright blue horde.
I wish my lawn were astroturf so I didn't have to mow.
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MagickalMemories ( 832 )
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Granted.Creeper wrote:I wish my lawn were astroturf so I didn't have to mow.
Your lawn is Astroturf.
Every time you go outside, you're tackled by a mob of very... very... large men in football pads.
After tackling you, they swat you on the rear quite hard, muttering "good game."
You do NOT get cheerleaders to go with it.
Enjoy your lawn, Paco!
I wish I could get the muscle cramps in my shoulders to stop.
Lower rating? You ship first.
Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.
I think what this situation needs is some imagination.
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Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.
I think what this situation needs is some imagination.
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Wish granted!MagickalMemories wrote:I wish I could get the muscle cramps in my shoulders to stop.
After they finish tackling me, a number of very very large men in football pads come to your house, strip you down, oil you up, and start working out your shoulder kinks. Every so often, one asks you "Happy ending?"
I wish pepperoni and other such meats weren't full of cholesterol.
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Forsaken Poptart ( 578 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!
Wish Granted!
Pepperoni and other meats are not full of cholesterol- now, it's just asbestos and arsenic. Sounds yummy!
I wish I could fly!
Pepperoni and other meats are not full of cholesterol- now, it's just asbestos and arsenic. Sounds yummy!
I wish I could fly!
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Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran
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porkuslime ( 3094 )
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Wish granted!
You can fly! But.. only at a speed of 9.8 meters per second squared .. and only in a downward direction. So, you experience the exhilaration of free flight... and the aggravation of that sudden stop at the end.
I wish I could find someone to fill in as a Tournament Judge this summer.
You can fly! But.. only at a speed of 9.8 meters per second squared .. and only in a downward direction. So, you experience the exhilaration of free flight... and the aggravation of that sudden stop at the end.
I wish I could find someone to fill in as a Tournament Judge this summer.
2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
If you don't have your Location listed in your User Control Panel, why not take a second and update it? It will let your trading partners know where you are from the beginning.
I use the Unofficial Porkuslime Trading Guidelines - if you have way less refs.. you ship first.
Folks I am awaiting a ref from.. Zack
USPS Mail Fraud
FBI Internet Crime Complaint Center
http://www.40korigins.com - Bringing 40k events to the Origins Game Fair!
If you don't have your Location listed in your User Control Panel, why not take a second and update it? It will let your trading partners know where you are from the beginning.
I use the Unofficial Porkuslime Trading Guidelines - if you have way less refs.. you ship first.
Folks I am awaiting a ref from.. Zack
USPS Mail Fraud
FBI Internet Crime Complaint Center
http://www.40korigins.com - Bringing 40k events to the Origins Game Fair!
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MagickalMemories ( 832 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!
Granted.porkuslime wrote:I wish I could find someone to fill in as a Tournament Judge this summer.
You find him but he cancels on you at the last minute, stating something about large men and a "happy ending."
I wish Creeper would get banned for putting that imagery in my mind.
Lower rating? You ship first.
Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.
I think what this situation needs is some imagination.
"...I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds.” – Gilbert Lowell
Want my help with a BTR or backout? All messages sent/posted should be in CHRONOLOGICAL order. Otherwise, I just won't read it.
Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.
I think what this situation needs is some imagination.
"...I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds.” – Gilbert Lowell
Want my help with a BTR or backout? All messages sent/posted should be in CHRONOLOGICAL order. Otherwise, I just won't read it.
Re: Twisted Wish Revival!
Wish gra...HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!MagickalMemories wrote:I wish Creeper would get banned for putting that imagery in my mind.
Creeper does get banned, but it turns out all posters on the site are sock puppets of Creeper and Bartertown shuts down within 1 day.
I wish my wife didn't tell me that we have to upgrade my 12 year old from a $1200 trombone to a $2000 one.
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Linrandir ( 108 )
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(Your son is a trombone? What?)
Wish Granted. She made a mistake. It's not an $800 upgrade, it's an $8,000 upgrade.
I wish people would show up to play after pre-registering for an event.
Wish Granted. She made a mistake. It's not an $800 upgrade, it's an $8,000 upgrade.
I wish people would show up to play after pre-registering for an event.
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Everyone shows up. Unfortunately they all have swine flu and end up passing it on to you. Hope you enjoyed the event. Oink?
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.
Everyone shows up. Unfortunately they all have swine flu and end up passing it on to you. Hope you enjoyed the event. Oink?
I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.
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Norseman ( 374 )
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Wish granted...
You lose your job and you do not have to get up so early. The only job you can find is a night-time unregistered massage therapist that wears football pads and has to offer happy endings.
I wish i had an unlimited hobby budget!!
You lose your job and you do not have to get up so early. The only job you can find is a night-time unregistered massage therapist that wears football pads and has to offer happy endings.
I wish i had an unlimited hobby budget!!
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IraShaine1972 ( 418 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!
Wish granted!
Sadly though due to an unfortunate bump on the head your new hobby is collecting pornography. Your house is filled from floor to ceiling due to being able to afford all the "industry" has to offer. Sadly though you no longer have any friends or family willing to accept you. Well you do still have friends......of a sort....
I wish I knew how to read music.......without actually putting forth effort to study it.
Sadly though due to an unfortunate bump on the head your new hobby is collecting pornography. Your house is filled from floor to ceiling due to being able to afford all the "industry" has to offer. Sadly though you no longer have any friends or family willing to accept you. Well you do still have friends......of a sort....
I wish I knew how to read music.......without actually putting forth effort to study it.
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Dakkar98 ( 688 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!
WSIH GRNTAED!IraShaine1972 wrote:I wish I knew how to read music.......without actually putting forth effort to study it.
Unfrotnuetaly yoru'e unblae to raed ayntinhg esle bcuaese yuor'e immedaitly sctruk iliterlate.
I wish I could make up my mind about how I want to organize, build, and paint the Space Marine Chapter I'm working on.
Bits for my marines: Need/Have
Studded Shoulder Pads: 900+/290+
Mk6 Helmeted Heads: 800+/600+
It's Bartertown, if you don't like my offer, please haggle with me.
References Owed (to me and by me): TheKiiier, CraftworldsRus, morgazmo84015, Beesterdo, 2.0, chosenoftzeentch, kepora, tiger, beowulfdahunter, getupandgo, thibner, snikrot, Crovan.
Studded Shoulder Pads: 900+/290+
Mk6 Helmeted Heads: 800+/600+
It's Bartertown, if you don't like my offer, please haggle with me.
References Owed (to me and by me): TheKiiier, CraftworldsRus, morgazmo84015, Beesterdo, 2.0, chosenoftzeentch, kepora, tiger, beowulfdahunter, getupandgo, thibner, snikrot, Crovan.