Twisted Wish Revival!

[Imaginos]

I wish that reality TV was exposed for the absurd, pre-scripted fraud that it is.

Wish granted!

Every US citizen now knows that we never landed on the moon. The riots from the "where's the space" dollars era cause civilization to collapse.

I wish I lived far enough out that I didn't hear cars running on the interstate all night.

[IraShaine1972]

Wish granted!

You marooned on a remote deserted island for the rest of your life....alone.
Have a nice day Gilligan.


I wish I could stick to at least one miniature project long enough to finish it.

[porkuslime]

Wish Granted!

You can stick with the Nagash Miniature forever, as the tube of experimental Super Glue you were using to assemble it broke, and has stuck the 1 pound monstrosity to your left hand .. and no known solvent has been able to dissolve the bond.

I wish my teenager understood her Dad's sense of humor..

[Adunaphel]

Wish granted!

Your child now laughs at your jokes, but in doing so they have become the most unpopular child in human history...

I wish my 4 year old would quit yelling "Rocket Launcher" any time somebody else yells "Shotgun" when we get into our car.

[MagickalMemories]

I wish my 4 year old would quit yelling "Rocket Launcher" any time somebody else yells "Shotgun" when we get into our car.

Okay... I don't have a twist... but that's the most frigging hilarious thing I've heard all week.

[govannon]

Wish granted!

Your child now laughs at your jokes, but in doing so they have become the most unpopular child in human history...

I wish my 4 year old would quit yelling "Rocket Launcher" any time somebody else yells "Shotgun" when we get into our car.

Wish granted!

Now he just yells out cuss words and when anybody asks he just tells them he learned them from you.

I wish a certain Adepticon award winning painter on here would paint my army for free!

[Linrandir]

Wish Granted!

He paints your army for free. It is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most amazing painted army anyone has ever seen. Truly the apex of the craft, beyond which there can be no better...

Then he sends it to ME.

I wish bureaucracies functioned more efficiently.

[IraShaine1972]

Wish Granted!

You now live under a totalitarian world regime.

I wish lobster only cost 1 dollar per pound.

[Dakkar98]

I wish lobster only cost 1 dollar per pound.

Wish Granted!

Unfortunately decimation of the lobster population means that now the average lobster is smaller than a shrimp so it takes 50 or so to make a pound.

I wish I had about seven fewer cats in my house.

[MagickalMemories]

I wish I had about seven fewer cats in my house.

Granted. There are seven fewer in your house.
Unfortunately, they've taken up residence in your car... and the driver's seat is their litter box.
Have fun with that.

I wish I could get rid of this cold.

[Gaijin18]

LMAO@ MM great one there


Wish granted, you have now become the perfect example of health,so much so that your employer takes away all of your sick days.

I wish I could stick to my never buying anything new from GW again vow.

[Dakkar98]

I wish I could stick to my never buying anything new from GW again vow.

Wish Granted!
Unfortunately a new revolution at GW allows you to buy models assembled to your specifications complete with custom paint jobs and conversions at no additional charge.

I wish to trade my litter box car for MM's Car.

[MagickalMemories]

I wish to trade my litter box car for MM's Car.

Granted.
I now own your litterbox car, and you own a 2009 Nissan Cube.
BTW, I hate cats, so I sent the cats right back to you in the Cube. They like it there. They decide to stay.
Then, some rich guy with a tase for disgusting "art" (and more money than sense) bought my litter-box car for $5 Million in cash. I make sure to tell you ALL about it.
Enjoy the cats.

I don't mind the loss of sick days so much, but I sure do wish this old shoulder injury would stop coming back to haunt me.


Eric

[IraShaine1972]

Wish granted.

Now you have the hiccups.

forever

I wish I had sculpting talent.

[Gaijin18]

wish granted,

you can now sculpt the most amazing hello kitty themed wargaming forces ever seen by the human race.


I wish mordians came in plastic sets.