Twisted Wish Revival!

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Forsaken Poptart ( 578 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Forsaken Poptart »

Wish granted!

You drive a Subaru- that's on fire.


I wish there was world peace!
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maple ( 50 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by maple »

Forsaken Poptart wrote:I wish there was world peace!
Granted. In fact, the World is so at peace, that a mutual disarmament agreement is reached. All of the World's weapons are melted down and turned into affordable housing for all of mankind... and then the zombie-pocalypse happens. Where are your weapons now hummaaannnzzzz.

I wish this sandwich I am eating was tastier.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted.

However, you now have no taste buds.

I wish the trollz would go away!
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Forsaken Poptart ( 578 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted!

The trollz go away- they are replaced with emo kids.

I wish my work day was over.
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran

If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!

-I respond within 48 hours unless utterly incapable. Please do the same. Any offer I make stands for that long as well.
-Lower rating? You ship/pay first. Same goes for me.

'How Much for...?' messages will no longer be replied to at all. I've been nice about it, now I'm done.
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Shirokuma ( 292 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Shirokuma »

Wish granted!
Your workday is over, because you're dead.

I wish I was sveldt.
-- Shirokuma
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osloco ( 210 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by osloco »

Shirokuma wrote:I wish I was sveldt.
Did you mean svelte or sveldt (http://www.proz.com/kudoz/german_to_eng ... dt.html)in german? I'll do both and get this rolling.

Wishes granted!

You turn into a sveldt flour and because of your svelte weight you blow away in the wind.

I wish today was less boring!
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Forsaken Poptart ( 578 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Forsaken Poptart »

Wish granted!

Today is way more interesting, because today is the day that giant sharks come out of the oceans on motorcycles and begin their domination of human kind. All our weapons and thumbs are useless.

I wish for a tall frosty beer.
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran

If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!

-I respond within 48 hours unless utterly incapable. Please do the same. Any offer I make stands for that long as well.
-Lower rating? You ship/pay first. Same goes for me.

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MagickalMemories ( 832 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by MagickalMemories »

Forsaken Poptart wrote:I wish for a tall frosty beer.

Granted.
You have a tall frosty beer.
In a 30' high mug.
...and you don't have a ladder.

I wish I could paint my minis to the same quality I can now, but in a third of the time, and I could find the time to do so.

Eric
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Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.

I think what this situation needs is some imagination.

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Imaginos ( 480 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Imaginos »

MagickalMemories wrote: I wish I could paint my minis to the same quality I can now, but in a third of the time, and I could find the time to do so.
Wish granted!

You can paint your minis to the same quality as now in a third of the time and have time to do so...
Because there are 3 clones of you that are the same size as your minis. Unfortunately, your cat likes to bat them around occasionally.


I wish I liked my job.
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Dakkar98 ( 688 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Dakkar98 »

Creeper wrote:I wish I liked my job.
Wish Granted!

Unfortunately your job description was then altered to include changing 'Depends' at your local Old folks home.

I wish I weighed 100 pounds less than I do now.
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theeagle82 ( 228 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by theeagle82 »

Granted!

Unfortunately you weigh less because the Zombies have eaten most of you.

I wish i had a cookie.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.

The Rules: Lower rating ships first. International traders are fine, but unless the deals really good, its generally not worth the shipping. Buyers pay first, no exceptions.

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Imaginos ( 480 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Imaginos »

theeagle82 wrote:I wish i had a cookie.
Wish granted!

Unfortunately, it is a cookie for a well known spamming site, and your identity has been compromised and sold to the Russians.


I wish bad foods were good for you.
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Shirokuma ( 292 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Shirokuma »

Wish granted!

Bad foods are good for you, because you are now pork-on-the-hoof, and you're at prime plumpness for for the slaughterhouse.

I wish I got a Spring Break like the students at the university where I work.
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Forsaken Poptart ( 578 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Forsaken Poptart »

Wish granted!

Have a spring break! In fact- have a longer break, because you're fired.

I wish MagicalMemories hadn't ruined my beer!
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran

If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!

-I respond within 48 hours unless utterly incapable. Please do the same. Any offer I make stands for that long as well.
-Lower rating? You ship/pay first. Same goes for me.

'How Much for...?' messages will no longer be replied to at all. I've been nice about it, now I'm done.
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Adunaphel ( 812 )
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by Adunaphel »

Wish granted!

Instead he sends you a link to a "special" picture.

I wish I could find the time to go up the mountains with the kids and play in the snow.
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