USPS Improper Packaging (Paging Kturock?)

[kturock]

Unless he refuses to accept the packages, then they're returned to you.

You've talked to the Albion's supervisor?
if so, then call and ask to, or better yet, meet the Albion postmaster.

[3eland]

Obviously, but Albion NY dude isn't budging and local dude can't/won't overrule him. So, if I get around to it, I'll write the postmaster letter.

Alternatively, I thought about sending a bunch of empty padded envelopes with package postage directly to him. Each one would cost him $5.00 to accept under his own rules.
Or a giant package labeled 'used sex toys' in big block letters on the sides.

Oh well.

That's when they will mysteriously "fit" under his rules and won't be a problem.