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The EXPENDABLES!
**The List of Stars**

Very cool! I had no idea it was even coming out...Since they gathered quite the crew for this, where is the Rock? I know he has done some namby-pamby stuff lately, but still...he did have some cool action movies. Or Vin Diesel?

I think it will still be worth seeing. Academy awards are not in it's future, but hopefully an entertaining flick.

I hope it's going to be entertaining. I'd rather see JCVD than The Rock, though.

Nothing like this ever wins an award, but it has my favorites.

Explosions, Explosions, butt kicking, and Explosions.

With so many action stars, how can it not be entertaining?

Heavens...even the movie tickets will have chest hair. The concession stands should only sell beer and beef jerky for this show. No matter what, I will see it. It's too bad that JCVD, Steven Seagal, and Wesley Snipes didn't make it in the film. Of course, no mere film could contain that much awesomeness.

Yeah, but where's Chuck Norris?

MagickalMemories wrote:Yeah, but where's Chuck Norris?

He's supposed to be waiting outside after every showing at every theater showing the movie and kicking anyone's ass who doesn't say the movie rocks. He's too much for the movie.

If Chuck Norris was in it, then they wouldn't need anyone.They'd also have to change the name to "The Unexpendable."

MagickalMemories wrote:Yeah, but where's Chuck Norris?

He's doing the camera work. No camera would dare be out of focus with Chuck Norris at the lens.