Twisted Wish Revival!

[MagickalMemories]

I wish I could find the time to go up the mountains with the kids and play in the snow.

Granted.
You found the time.
Then your kids decided they would rather go to Chuck E. Cheese.
On a Saturday.
Have fun.


I wish Lin would let me post links to *that picture* again.
Keep Wishing, Cupcake.

[Forsaken Poptart]

Wish granted!

Some savvy photography major notices that *that picture* has your name, address, phone number, and social security number in it, as well as a list of your 5 deepest fears, and publishes it on the internet.


I wish moving across state lines was easier.

[IraShaine1972]

Wish granted!

Some savvy photography major notices that *that picture* has your name, address, phone number, and social security number in it, as well as a list of your 5 deepest fears, and publishes it on the internet.


I wish moving across state lines was easier.

It is as you and all of your friends and family are being sent to a reconditioning internment camp of the "New World Order".


I wish I had as much energy and enthusiasm I had 20 years ago.

[Shirokuma]

Wish granted!

You have the energy and enthusiasm you had 20 years ago, but you have a body & mind that is now 40 years older than you currently are.

I wish the sinusitius I've had for the past 3 weeks was gone.

[Forsaken Poptart]

Wish Granted!

Your Sinusitis is gone! It's mutated into a parasitic virus that makes you kill and eat everything you've ever loved.

...but at least it's not Sinusitis.



I wish I could see every color in the whole light spectrum.

[osloco]

I wish I could see every color in the whole light spectrum.

Wish granted!

You wake up in a certain district in San Francisco!

I wish the mail would come quickly today.

[Forsaken Poptart]

Wish granted!

Its full of bills and poison! Your favorite!

I wish chicken wings were plentiful and free.

[Imaginos]

I wish chicken wings were plentiful and free.

Wish granted!

Mankind is now on the endangered list as the enormous increase in chicken population has driven all other food sources dry and consumed 95% of all vegetation.

I wish Bartertown offered instant teleporters to ease the trading of miniatures.

[Shirokuma]

Wish granted!

Bartertown now has instant teleporters to ease your miniature trading woes. They teleport one...mini...at...a...time...and it costs $100 per transport.

I wish GW would open "Forge World USA".

[Forsaken Poptart]

Wish Granted!

Forgeworld USA opens! Then GW and Forgeworld have a universal 400% price increase! Lucky you!

I wish it was still socially acceptable to wear a sword every day.

[Linrandir]

Wish Granted!

Funny thing...everyone who sees you decides that it's far more acceptable for you to wear their sword.
Sticking out of your torso, your back, arms, legs...everywhere, really.

Now you look like a giant-size version of this guy: http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/86dd/

I wish I had an orbital laser cannon.

[Fallun]

Wish granted!

It's locked onto your loved ones 24/7, and the reset command won't work...


I wish I had tea.

[Linrandir]

Wish Granted!

It's made from the finest blend of everything you're allergic to...and it's the only tea available to you.

I wish I could smack George Lucas upside the head for making Episodes 1, 2, and 3. But ESPECIALLY for Jar Jar Binks.

[Fallun]

Wish granted!

You smack George Lucas upside the head... and are arrested for assault.

The judge is a Jar Jar Binks cosplayer.


I wish weekends were longer.

[Linrandir]

Wish Granted!

The labor laws are changed and your job is reclassified as weekend-shift work. Your weekends are now seven days long, every week...and your shifts are 18 hours long each.

I wish that reality TV was exposed for the absurd, pre-scripted fraud that it is.