Twisted Wish Revival!

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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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MagickalMemories wrote:
I wish a micron was big enough to make a difference to me when working with my Malifaux models.
Granted.
The Micron in question is actually a computer tower from the company Micron. Mostly this matters because you just dropped it on all your newly assembled Malifaux models resulting in new swear words you didn't even know you knew.

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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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montaa wrote:I wish this house deal I'm working on was finished.
Granted.
The house deal you're working on is finished.
They backed out because they decided to "go in a different direction."


I wish I knew those swear words. They sound fun!
Lower rating? You ship first.

Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.


I think what this situation needs is some imagination.

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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted! You know all those swear words!

The only words you know are swear words!
Nobody will ever talk to you again, and nobody will ever love you.


I wish I didn't have to do redundant tasks.
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran

If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!

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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted. The only tasks you can do now are bodily functions that keep you alive. Eat, sleep and poop. Waaaaaa!!!!!!

I wish I didn't have to do redundant tasks.
References owed to me: fhoenix, razley, MEversbergII
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MagickalMemories wrote:I think it was best said by Oaflord, with his 14 rating. Smart fella, there.
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaflord... You're a Dork! (Put THAT in your sig line!)
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaf... Yer still a flippin' idiot. Some things just don't change. :wink:
Magickalmemories wrote:That oaflord! He's one heck of a great guy!
MagickalMemories wrote:Oh, God, oAF! You did it. You drank it. Now, you're dooooooomed.
MagickalMemories wrote:No... it makes you a HERO! (in reference to me)
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted!

You lose all your redundant organs, too! You only needed one lung and kidney, right? Can you even hear me from this side of your head? Hello?!


I wish I could find a suit I look good in.
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran

If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!

-I respond within 48 hours unless utterly incapable. Please do the same. Any offer I make stands for that long as well.
-Lower rating? You ship/pay first. Same goes for me.

'How Much for...?' messages will no longer be replied to at all. I've been nice about it, now I'm done.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Forsaken Poptart wrote: I wish I could find a suit I look good in.
Wish Granted!

Of course, all you hear at that point is.. "My, doesn't he look natural. Almost looks like he is asleep... But hey.. at least that suit looks sharp!"

I wish they would make a sequel to Labyrinth.
2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.

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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted!

They even get David Bowie to reprise his role and you get watch 3+ hours of his "bulge". You brain can't handle it, and you end up in a padded cell.

I wish I had a real boltgun.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Wish granted!

You're a terrible shot with it though. Good thing my sharp suit covered up the gaping hole in my torso.

I'll haunt you for the rest of your life!


I wish I wasn't so freakin' awesome.
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran

If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!

-I respond within 48 hours unless utterly incapable. Please do the same. Any offer I make stands for that long as well.
-Lower rating? You ship/pay first. Same goes for me.

'How Much for...?' messages will no longer be replied to at all. I've been nice about it, now I'm done.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Forsaken Poptart wrote:I wish I wasn't so freakin' awesome.
Wish granted. You are no longer freakin awesome but you are now flipping awesome.
I wish I would stop getting these daily headaches. BC powders are expensive.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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EVIL INC wrote:I wish I would stop getting these daily headaches. BC powders are expensive.
Granted.
They're no longer daily.
Now they're hourly.
Also, they're not headaches. The ache has moved to the "groinal" region.
Have fun. : )

I wish I could get the painters I hired to return my models.
Lower rating? You ship first.

Give me a sense of humor Lord. Give me the grace to see a joke.
To get some humor out of life and pass it on to other folk.


I think what this situation needs is some imagination.

"...I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds.” – Gilbert Lowell

Want my help with a BTR or backout? All messages sent/posted should be in CHRONOLOGICAL order. Otherwise, I just won't read it.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Granted.
They're returned.
To their natural state.
A nice brick of lead/pewter.
One of the nicest painted bricks of metal you will ever see...

I wish for a win tonight in my first 40K game in a long time (first with my Nurgle Daemons).

oAFLORD
References owed to me: fhoenix, razley, MEversbergII
References owed by me: None.
MagickalMemories wrote:I think it was best said by Oaflord, with his 14 rating. Smart fella, there.
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaflord... You're a Dork! (Put THAT in your sig line!)
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaf... Yer still a flippin' idiot. Some things just don't change. :wink:
Magickalmemories wrote:That oaflord! He's one heck of a great guy!
MagickalMemories wrote:Oh, God, oAF! You did it. You drank it. Now, you're dooooooomed.
MagickalMemories wrote:No... it makes you a HERO! (in reference to me)
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

Post by oaflord »

Granted.
They're returned.
To their natural state.
A nice brick of lead/pewter.
One of the nicest painted bricks of metal you will ever see...

I wish for a win tonight in my first 40K game in a long time (first with my Nurgle Daemons).

oAFLORD
References owed to me: fhoenix, razley, MEversbergII
References owed by me: None.
MagickalMemories wrote:I think it was best said by Oaflord, with his 14 rating. Smart fella, there.
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaflord... You're a Dork! (Put THAT in your sig line!)
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaf... Yer still a flippin' idiot. Some things just don't change. :wink:
Magickalmemories wrote:That oaflord! He's one heck of a great guy!
MagickalMemories wrote:Oh, God, oAF! You did it. You drank it. Now, you're dooooooomed.
MagickalMemories wrote:No... it makes you a HERO! (in reference to me)
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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...apparently I also wish that I didn't hit submit twice...

oAFLORD
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MagickalMemories wrote:I think it was best said by Oaflord, with his 14 rating. Smart fella, there.
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaflord... You're a Dork! (Put THAT in your sig line!)
MagickalMemories wrote:Oaf... Yer still a flippin' idiot. Some things just don't change. :wink:
Magickalmemories wrote:That oaflord! He's one heck of a great guy!
MagickalMemories wrote:Oh, God, oAF! You did it. You drank it. Now, you're dooooooomed.
MagickalMemories wrote:No... it makes you a HERO! (in reference to me)
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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oaflord wrote: I wish for a win tonight in my first 40K game in a long time (first with my Nurgle Daemons).

oAFLORD
Granted. You totally trounce your opponant. Unfortunately, they are one of "those" players who are smelly, greasy, and flatulant. In a fit of rage at losing they kick the table over (with your models on it) and stomp the whole thing into oblivion. And because you hit submit twice, they do the same thing to one of your other armies as well.

I wish the next person to post grants me something I really want.
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Re: Twisted Wish Revival!

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Granted!

You have just received a large crate in the mail containing hundreds of VHS tapes! Little did you know Oprah was into making "those" kinds of videos! Little did you know that this was also the thing you really wanted! (Seeing as you couldn't manage to think of something on your own.)

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