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MagickalMemories wrote:
I wish a micron was big enough to make a difference to me when working with my Malifaux models.
Granted.
The Micron in question is actually a computer tower from the company Micron. Mostly this matters because you just dropped it on all your newly assembled Malifaux models resulting in new swear words you didn't even know you knew.
I wish this house deal I'm working on was finished.
-Aaron
For the sake of argument, lets say I never look at PMs during the weekend
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The only words you know are swear words!
Nobody will ever talk to you again, and nobody will ever love you.
I wish I didn't have to do redundant tasks.
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran
If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!
-I respond within 48 hours unless utterly incapable. Please do the same. Any offer I make stands for that long as well.
-Lower rating? You ship/pay first. Same goes for me.
'How Much for...?' messages will no longer be replied to at all. I've been nice about it, now I'm done.
You lose all your redundant organs, too! You only needed one lung and kidney, right? Can you even hear me from this side of your head? Hello?!
I wish I could find a suit I look good in.
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran
If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!
-I respond within 48 hours unless utterly incapable. Please do the same. Any offer I make stands for that long as well.
-Lower rating? You ship/pay first. Same goes for me.
'How Much for...?' messages will no longer be replied to at all. I've been nice about it, now I'm done.
Forsaken Poptart wrote:
I wish I could find a suit I look good in.
Wish Granted!
Of course, all you hear at that point is.. "My, doesn't he look natural. Almost looks like he is asleep... But hey.. at least that suit looks sharp!"
I wish they would make a sequel to Labyrinth.
2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
If you don't have your Location listed in your User Control Panel, why not take a second and update it? It will let your trading partners know where you are from the beginning.
I use the Unofficial Porkuslime Trading Guidelines - if you have way less refs.. you ship first.
If you don't have your Location listed in your User Control Panel, why not take a second and update it? It will let your trading partners know where you are from the beginning.
You're a terrible shot with it though. Good thing my sharp suit covered up the gaping hole in my torso.
I'll haunt you for the rest of your life!
I wish I wasn't so freakin' awesome.
Do I owe you a trade ref? Remind me- sometimes I forget!
Awaiting trade refs from: tristym, yazaran
If you don't have your Location listed, take a second and update it!
-I respond within 48 hours unless utterly incapable. Please do the same. Any offer I make stands for that long as well.
-Lower rating? You ship/pay first. Same goes for me.
'How Much for...?' messages will no longer be replied to at all. I've been nice about it, now I'm done.
Forsaken Poptart wrote:I wish I wasn't so freakin' awesome.
Wish granted. You are no longer freakin awesome but you are now flipping awesome.
I wish I would stop getting these daily headaches. BC powders are expensive.
Treat other members with the same dignity, respect and honesty you would like to be treated with.
oaflord wrote:
I wish for a win tonight in my first 40K game in a long time (first with my Nurgle Daemons).
oAFLORD
Granted. You totally trounce your opponant. Unfortunately, they are one of "those" players who are smelly, greasy, and flatulant. In a fit of rage at losing they kick the table over (with your models on it) and stomp the whole thing into oblivion. And because you hit submit twice, they do the same thing to one of your other armies as well.
I wish the next person to post grants me something I really want.
Treat other members with the same dignity, respect and honesty you would like to be treated with.
You have just received a large crate in the mail containing hundreds of VHS tapes! Little did you know Oprah was into making "those" kinds of videos! Little did you know that this was also the thing you really wanted! (Seeing as you couldn't manage to think of something on your own.)
I wish my guinea pigs could clean their own cage.
Brain wrote:The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.