Twisted Wish Revival!

[Imaginos]

I wish I had a real suit of space marine power armor that fit me.

Wish granted!

Since you aren't the size of a space marine, you have a small suit of Space Marine armor that fits you. You are collectively referred to as a squat, and are succinctly forgotten and left out of history.

I wish GW would usher in a new era of GW games with beautifully prepainted models readily available for an inexpensive price.

[montaa]

I wish GW would usher in a new era of GW games with beautifully prepainted models readily available for an inexpensive price.

Wish granted.

Unfortunately the release of the models predates an actual Tyranid invasion of earth. You are swallowed by a carnifex while clutching only a handful of beautifully painted Thousand Suns marines. The carnifex later dies of indigestion.

I wish I had enough money I could give it away pointlessly for laughs.

[MagickalMemories]

I wish I had enough money I could give it away pointlessly for laughs.

Granted.
In your haste to "give it away," you accidentally give it all away.
To me.
I laugh (and laugh and...).

I wish I could get ahold of some of those beautiful pre-paints before the Carnifex gets them. T'would be worth being ingested.

Eric

[Imaginos]

I wish I could get ahold of some of those beautiful pre-paints before the Carnifex gets them. T'would be worth being ingested.

Wish granted! You manage to get some of the beautiful pre-paints, and before the tyranid invasion devours you, you realize they are resin home casts, not the real models.

I wish I could be satisfied with the models I have and not keep wanting more miniatures and other games!

[MagickalMemories]

Wish granted! You manage to get some of the beautiful pre-paints, and before the tyranid invasion devours you, you realize they are resin home casts, not the real models.

Nooooooooooooo!
You'll pay for that!

I wish I could be satisfied with the models I have and not keep wanting more miniatures and other games!

Wish granted.
You're satisfied. VERY satisfied.
Then, your wife catches you. It is not a happy scene.
Enjoy the counseling.


I wish I had the time and ability to paint to my typical quality, but in 1/10th of the time!

Eric

[Gaijin18]

I wish I had the time and ability to paint to my typical quality, but in 1/10th of the time!

Eric


Wish granted,however with all this new free time your "honey DO!" list has grown by 9/10!

I wish I would win the lotto and not have to get up at 430 in the morning

[Shirokuma]

I wish I would win the lotto and not have to get up at 430 in the morning

Wish granted!
You win the lotto! You spent $500 on tickets to win $125 million, and you won...$4.00!! Now you're short on rent/mortgage, and have to get up at 3:30 am to get overtime to make up the loss.

I wish Magical Memories head would pop with a shower of sparkly confetti and little-kid cheers like those stoopid aliens in HALO.

[maple]

I wish Magical Memories head would pop with a shower of sparkly confetti and little-kid cheers like those stoopid aliens in HALO.

Granted, MM's head pop's and showers his family with pretty confetti. They are horrified at the dreadful, although colorful, death of their beloved MM. Word spreads quickly that it was your wish that led to his demise. In a first for the country, you are arrested and charged with first degree murder.
On the day of your execution, as the 50,000 volts starts to coarse through your body, your head pops and shoots forth colorful confetti. Who knew that you and MM had so much in common.

(Is that twisted enough)

I wish that my claimants would not lie to me so much. It makes my job harder than it needs to be.

[Gaijin18]

I wish that my claimants would not lie to me so much. It makes my job harder than it needs to be.



Wish granted,However they become more honest than you would ever have imagined in your worst nightmare and begin regaling you with tales of that long lonely night and that unsuspecting sheep.

I wish I could clone Nelly Furtado

[MagickalMemories]

I wish I could clone Nelly Furtado

Wish granted!
You clone Nelly Furtado.
The clone doesn't know you exist, either.


I wish Maple would regale us with fun (non-sex-related) stories about some of more outrageous lies his claimants have told him.

Eric
P.S. I kinda do wish that. My buddy's a lawyer. He's got some doozies!

[maple]

I wish Maple would regale us with fun (non-sex-related) stories about some of more outrageous lies his claimants have told him.

Wish granted. Sadly, after hearing my stories, you come to realize just how stupid most people are and you decide life is no longer worth living. Needless to say, after the gun shot, the room is again filled with confetti


I wish I could borrow Gaijin's clone of Nelly Furtado for a few hours... no questions asked.


(MM, when I have a few minutes today, I will start a new thread about some of my stupid insurance claimants.)

[Shirokuma]

I wish I could borrow Gaijin's clone of Nelly Furtado for a few hours... no questions asked.

Wish granted!
You borrow Gaijin's clone of Nelly Furtado - no questions asked. You don't ask...she doesn't ask. She gets bored and leaves. You realize you've had a moment of stupidity as grand as any of your clients, and after the gunshot, your office is filled with sparkling confetti and the high-pitched cheers of annoying little aliens.

I wish I knew who the hell Nelly Furtado was.

[MagickalMemories]

Granted.
You now know who Nelly Furtado is:



You become engrossed with her. You can't stop thinking about her.
All of your advances towards her are rebuked by bodyguards and restraining orders,
Eventually, lost in your melancholy, you decorate your house with sparkling confetti.
Three minutes later, she changes her mind.
Oops.

I wish these new Malifaux minis were a little bit easier to assemble.


Eric

[Imaginos]

I wish these new Malifaux minis were a little bit easier to assemble.

Wish granted. They are now a little bit easier to assemble, in the terms of microns. Unnoticeable to the human eye/process.

I wish I could just swap all of my minis for the boardgames I want without going to the effort of cataloging them.

[MagickalMemories]

I wish I could just swap all of my minis for the boardgames I want without going to the effort of cataloging them.

Granted.
You swap all of your models for the board games you want. The guy sends the games, then you send the models.
You forget to buy insurance or a DC#. They never arrive.
You end up reimbursing the guy for all the opened games at retail value & sending back the ones you haven't opened.

I wish a micron was big enough to make a difference to me when working with my Malifaux models.